How normal people count down to spring break: Only 9 days until spring break! How I count down to spring break: Only 9 more mornings to wake up and 6 more lunches to pack!
I was hurrying my 4 year old through her morning routine. 4 year old: “Mommy, you’re a butthead.” Me: What? 4 year old: “Um, I didn’t say you are a butthead, I said Mommy, I love you.”
*Sends email to myself* *Hears my phone buzz with the notification* “Hmm, I wonder who sent me an email.”
Frankie and Biff are two friends who are trying to learn to be angry, but not sin. It makes for a humorous lesson in this two person, no prop skit. This skit focuses on Ephesians 4:26 “When you are angry, do not sin. And do not go on being angry all day.” It was originally part… Read More Frankie and Biff Skit
Son (looking around my bedroom): I’m going to paint this gold and white. Me: Oh yeah? Son: Yeah, when you die, I’m going to make this my room and I’m going to paint it gold and white.
Questions in this category are: “Why is there a doll in the refrigerator?” “Why is there a plastic fork in the middle of the living room rug?” “Why is there a half-naked Barbie doll in the backyard?” “Why is there a booby trap across this door” “How is there lipstick on my antique crock” “Why… Read More Alex, I’d like to choose the “The Kids Did it for – $200, Please.”