4 year old daughter comes into my bedroom after I’ve tucked her in for the night. Me: Why are you out of bed? 4 year old: I have to talk to you. Me: What do you have to say? 4 year old *thinks for a minute*, leans closer to my face with her index finger… Read More Words of Wisdom
Questions in this category are: “Why is there a doll in the refrigerator?” “Why is there a plastic fork in the middle of the living room rug?” “Why is there a half-naked Barbie doll in the backyard?” “Why is there a booby trap across this door” “How is there lipstick on my antique crock” “Why… Read More Alex, I’d like to choose the “The Kids Did it for – $200, Please.”
You know you are familiar with toddlers, and their ways, when you automatically tuck your chin when one is standing behind you on the couch.