Am I the only one who would make a gigantic mess trying to get the batter into the empty ketchup bottle?
How normal people count down to spring break: Only 9 days until spring break! How I count down to spring break: Only 9 more mornings to wake up and 6 more lunches to pack!
*Sends email to myself* *Hears my phone buzz with the notification* “Hmm, I wonder who sent me an email.”
Me getting dressed: *opens drawer, pulls out shirt* “Oh, I don’t like this shirt. I don’t know why I still have it. I should get rid of it.” *Folds shirt and puts it back in drawer*